While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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