Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
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I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
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Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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