can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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