I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
Randomize
