at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
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I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
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I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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