giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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