my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
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