She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
