It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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