left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
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