To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
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10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
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I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
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