I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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