I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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