Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
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The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
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If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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