i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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