you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Sorry about my life...
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
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