hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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