The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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