"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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