Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
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Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
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Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
I still have a little drunk in my system
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Randomize