i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Just high enough for therapy.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Randomize
