Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
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Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
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I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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