my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
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Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
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I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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