if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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