Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
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i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
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First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream