yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
Randomize
