we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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