this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
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