I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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