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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.

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• (719): View more from Colorado

  U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!

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• (509): View more from Washington

  Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.

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• (518): View more from New York

  I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.

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