I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
These 23 People Had The Most Insane Spring Breaks Ever
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
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When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
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