so I'm never txting u again after today...
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.