great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
The air taste purple.
Randomize
