Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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