we should wear snuggies to the strip club
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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