I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
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Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
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He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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