I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
wow bdsm is so cute
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