Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
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