when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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