I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
My liver just had a heart attack.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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