Kiss
Puke
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
Slut skills are useful in every country.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
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