Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
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We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
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In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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