Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
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