YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
i'm signing you up for texting rehab
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
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