Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
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Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
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