i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
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Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
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At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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