If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
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We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
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So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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