There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
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