He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
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just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
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and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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