hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
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Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
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I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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