lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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