Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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