There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Randomize
