Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
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Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
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I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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