According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
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THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
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Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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