He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
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How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
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hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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