dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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