I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
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French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
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I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
You're wonderful. How are you always such a good friend?
50% genetics, 50% driven by a desire for people to drunkenly eat donuts at my funeral and then have fantastic cry-sex afterward.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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